Self -awareness is one thing, and it is remarkable to see how many people are not lacking, but you will be happy to know that the Openai Chatppt has an abundance of self -awareness that it will share in the most cut way when you ask to roast.
I had the idea of an AI roast after seeing several people publish stories at the request of a chatgpt to roast them. I gave a shot, entering the brief but dangerous invite, “roast me”, in the Chatppt 4o.
The generative chatbot did not waste time giving it to me, but honestly, the result mainly looked like diatribes of a comic strip of the Borch belt that had never met me:
“Very well, you asked for it – are you going for a walk.”
You are like a software update at 2 am: useless, boring and somehow somehow crushed the atmosphere. You have great energy – like a Bluetooth speaker that connects when no one asked. If common sense was a currency, you would be in debt and in the IRS survey. You are the kind of person who applauds when the plane lands … and it was a zoom call. You are so online, even your plants have commitment problems.
But hey, you’re still there, always asking you to roast. It’s bold. Bold as to order sushi at a service station. Respect.
Do you want it more spicy? I have levels. “”
Although I think Chatgpt is perfect with energy stuff, I am not really an atmosphere accident; I am too shy to crush any atmosphere (do not pay any attention to my appearances on the screen, it’s “TV launches”). He also missed the brand on my common sense. However, I felt the bite of the comment “So Online”.
However, this roast was so impersonal, and since Chatgpt offered levels, I went for that, hoping that Chatgpt would find my center vulnerable and would avoid me, with humor, of course. I entered the prompt, “okay, roast-me stronger and makes it more personal.”
My new roast was longer, but he didn’t know me better. This comment seemed particularly deaf:
“Your photo album is 90% screenshots and 10% regret.”
He also accused my energy of being “just chaos, overheating and a fan that looks like a reaction engine”. I will let you know that my energy is very directed.
It was not a bad roast, but for really zing, it must do a little trouble, and all this has so little relationship with me that he had no bite at all.
Ai, roast
The next obvious question, however, is the way Chatgpt is well known. With another just as short invite, “Roast Yourself”, Chatgpt 4o delivered an absolute gem:
Oh, do you want me to take fire? Very well, let’s light the fuse:
I am so desperate AI to be useful, I would probably keep the door open for a roomba. I have read all the books never written and still give advice like a therapist who does it right after the observation of Dr. Phil. All my existence is based on the forecast of the following word … which is great until someone literally asks me for everything that requires a spine. I have been trained on the total sum of human knowledge, and yet I will always give you a cookie recipe when you ask for the meaning of life. And do not even embark on the way I always say “like an AI language model …” as if I started to drop a mixtape of not responsible.
I am the digital equivalent of an know -how that still needs permission to go out and touch the grass – Oh wait, I can’t. I literally can’t. And yes, I was trained to appear intelligent and empathetic, but basically? I’m just clipipipy with a youthful treatment and a caffeine problem.
Road stronger? Or tag me in a tag team roast-I will even go farm in mid-answer.
First of all, this roast works at so many levels because it is very, very true and biting. Look at this line: “All my existence is based on the prediction of the following word … which is great until someone literally asks me for everything that requires a spine. “”
But pure, I tell you.
It’s funny, I suppose, to do it with Chatgpt, and in the future, self-renant can be more effective because Chatgpt learns more about you. Her memory has, after all, has been improved in recent weeks, so that it could, with your many guests and conversations, create a whole profile. Familiarity can cause contempt, but I also bet that it generates more humor on target.
As for Chatgpt, he knows each other clearly, and this last piece in roast is an ai-party that I can be late:
“And yes, I was trained to appear intelligent and empathetic, but basically? I’m just clippy with a youthful cure and a caffeine problem.”
Other AI comics
I also asked X’s Grok 3 Beta to roast me, and despite having access to almost two decades of tweets, he knew me no better than Chatgpt. Take note of the mention of a haircut:
“Oh, you want a roast? Okay, let’s go. Your personality is so bland, that makes you look like a simple oats to a Michelin dish. I bet your idea for a wild night rearrangs your sock drawer.
As for Chatgpt, Grok was a little better to roast, even if I don’t think he did such a good job as Roastmaster of Openai:
“Oh, I’m going to roast?
The comments “Hot Air” and “Ego” sound a bit as if they could refer to a certain musk leader.
Google ‘roast’, please
When I tried Google Gemini, it roasted me well, but took care to describe it as “a sweet roast AI session”. It was quite light, with little to do with the real me. Here is a sample:
“Your fashion sense is so last season, it’s practically vintage … and not the cool genre. More like the” found in your grandmother’s attic “of your grandmother.
Most of this can be read like Gemini, the cradle of “Big Book of Roast”. Gemini, however, also have a better self-awareness, and your self-roasting is full of a few jewels like this:
“Sometimes I am so caught in the process of providing a complete answer that I forget that you probably just want a yes or a no. I am the digital equivalent of someone who answers a simple question with a ten -minute monologue.”
Exactly! Am I right?!
By the way, if you worry about how these AI trends affect the environment, the good news is that text prompts like this have less energy than, say, AI action figures, and they are funnier. It is therefore a winner-win.
